John Mulaney has an answer to that question.
And he makes it quite humorous.
That’s his job, he’s a comedian.
It would be very different if he were a plumber.
It probably wouldn’t be funny, but I’ll bet it wouldn’t leak…

The Flowers.
The Farm Animals.
The Fridge.
Frank Drebin funds a way to make you laugh…

A bovine ditty for the farm fans out there from The Arrogant Worms.
And ode to those that provide the milk…

Andy Hendrickson was paid for his services with a few
chocolate glazed and a couple of French Crullers.
Not a bad night at all!
High in calories love life to be sure…

Rhett and Link with a classic list of humorous applications that
should never be considered, if safety is a valid concern.
I did mention they were funny, just don’t try this at home…